Sugfonart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented badger.

Sugfonart created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Sugfonart, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sugfonart, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sugfonart's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sugfonart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.