Vinmabnar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud dragonfly.

Vinmabnar created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinmabnar, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vinmabnar, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vinmabnar's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vinmabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never paint your back gray.