Geptenrowstik is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive zebra.

Geptenrowstik created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geptenrowstik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Geptenrowstik, she will turn you into a goat.

Geptenrowstik's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Geptenrowstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Hide if nine swans approach from the west.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.