Luncubxin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive spider.

Luncubxin created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Luncubxin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Luncubxin, it will be very unhappy.

Luncubxin's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Luncubxin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Luncubxin on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Worship no other gods but Luncubxin.