Minfligfar is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, dishonest dryad.

Minfligfar created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minfligfar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Minfligfar, she will cry a lot.

Minfligfar's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Minfligfar's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not speak about turnips.