Garnigfem is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable dryad.

Garnigfem created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garnigfem, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Garnigfem, she will send minions to preach to you.

Garnigfem's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Garnigfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.