Zennattip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing hyena.

Zennattip created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zennattip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zennattip, he will ignore you.

Zennattip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Zennattip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Always wear indigo.