Mityogcutmondiningxuckdun Tonknutlan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, moody goose.

Mityogcutmondiningxuckdun Tonknutlan created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Mityogcutmondiningxuckdun Tonknutlan, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mityogcutmondiningxuckdun Tonknutlan, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mityogcutmondiningxuckdun Tonknutlan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mityogcutmondiningxuckdun Tonknutlan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Never wear orange skirts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never sit in the presence of seals.