Renvanfoss Vintoming is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-powerful camel.

Renvanfoss Vintoming created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renvanfoss Vintoming, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Renvanfoss Vintoming, he will manifest in front of you.

Renvanfoss Vintoming's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Renvanfoss Vintoming's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not sing in public.