Narlshavjan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish hedgehog.

Narlshavjan created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlshavjan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narlshavjan, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Narlshavjan's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Narlshavjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.