Gungodjon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable pig.

Gungodjon created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gungodjon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gungodjon, she will ignore you.

Gungodjon's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gungodjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.