Wotbotbom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring armadillo.

Wotbotbom created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotbotbom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wotbotbom, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wotbotbom's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wotbotbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near mites.

2. Hide from blue snakes for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Wotbotbom.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Never write about gravity.