Misyarpbepnigquamsawcib is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, annoying fly.

Misyarpbepnigquamsawcib created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misyarpbepnigquamsawcib, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Misyarpbepnigquamsawcib, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Misyarpbepnigquamsawcib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Misyarpbepnigquamsawcib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Misyarpbepnigquamsawcib.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not chop down trees.