Dabhommil is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful fly.

Dabhommil created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabhommil, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dabhommil, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dabhommil's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dabhommil's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Run away if seven mice approach from the south.