Metwantan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, overgenerous dragon.

Metwantan created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metwantan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Metwantan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Metwantan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Metwantan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet mites, for they are unholy.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Metwantan on top of all buildings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.