Xenflyfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, emotional capybara.

Xenflyfeb created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenflyfeb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Xenflyfeb, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Xenflyfeb's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Xenflyfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not take Xenflyfeb's name in vain.