Logpidcar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody aardvark.

Logpidcar created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logpidcar, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Logpidcar, it will be very unhappy.

Logpidcar's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Logpidcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Retreat if four eagles approach from the west.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never paint your face blue.