Veennar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, conceited tapir.

Veennar created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veennar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Veennar, he will throw large rocks at you.

Veennar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Veennar's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Always obey Veennar's priests.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.