Sterqueegtig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate butterfly.

Sterqueegtig created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Sterqueegtig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sterqueegtig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sterqueegtig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sterqueegtig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine foxes approach from the east.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.