Fendodsug is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered mole.

Fendodsug created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fendodsug, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fendodsug, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fendodsug's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fendodsug's Holy Commandments

1. Fendodsug loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.