Nulbafbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered hummingbird.

Nulbafbeg created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbafbeg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nulbafbeg, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nulbafbeg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nulbafbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.