Xucflamdim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, thoughtless fly.

Xucflamdim created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucflamdim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xucflamdim, he will not care at all.

Xucflamdim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Xucflamdim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Xucflamdim on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear turquoise shoes.