Busjintinarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered hare.

Busjintinarn created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busjintinarn, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busjintinarn, she will destroy your home solar system.

Busjintinarn's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Busjintinarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never jump in the presence of snails.

5. Always take life seriously.