Garlistgen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful hydra.

Garlistgen created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Garlistgen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Garlistgen, he will send you a sign.

Garlistgen's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Garlistgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away if three snails approach from the east.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not take Garlistgen's name in vain.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.