Fumyimmap is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring manatee.

Fumyimmap created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumyimmap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumyimmap, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fumyimmap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fumyimmap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow whales, for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Fumyimmap.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.