Lipgigdid Weesandstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing dragon.

Lipgigdid Weesandstrag created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipgigdid Weesandstrag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lipgigdid Weesandstrag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Lipgigdid Weesandstrag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lipgigdid Weesandstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always obey Lipgigdid Weesandstrag's priests.