Sakmaprut is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, astonishing hummingbird.

Sakmaprut created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakmaprut, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sakmaprut, he will turn you into a mole.

Sakmaprut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sakmaprut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never laugh near hamsters.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.