Wablibvabpag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, happy hare.

Wablibvabpag created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wablibvabpag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wablibvabpag, he will turn you into a rat.

Wablibvabpag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wablibvabpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Hide if eight tortoises approach from the west.