Bifgendap Armfarnyim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, staggering dragonfly.

Bifgendap Armfarnyim created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifgendap Armfarnyim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bifgendap Armfarnyim, she will ignore you.

Bifgendap Armfarnyim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bifgendap Armfarnyim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bifgendap Armfarnyim eight times a day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bifgendap Armfarnyim.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.