Cinbadnell is a god.

It takes the form of a large, impressive snail.

Cinbadnell created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbadnell, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cinbadnell, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cinbadnell's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cinbadnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Cinbadnell on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about comets.