Gedvigxuc Bopcebtit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered hyena.

Gedvigxuc Bopcebtit created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedvigxuc Bopcebtit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gedvigxuc Bopcebtit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gedvigxuc Bopcebtit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gedvigxuc Bopcebtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never paint your chest violet.