Nullbosshen Flydimlik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil owl.

Nullbosshen Flydimlik created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullbosshen Flydimlik, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nullbosshen Flydimlik, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nullbosshen Flydimlik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nullbosshen Flydimlik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always obey Nullbosshen Flydimlik's priests.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not take Nullbosshen Flydimlik's name in vain.