Yogshavteen Gabwodlop Dumrakveen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humane penguin.

Yogshavteen Gabwodlop Dumrakveen created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogshavteen Gabwodlop Dumrakveen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yogshavteen Gabwodlop Dumrakveen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yogshavteen Gabwodlop Dumrakveen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yogshavteen Gabwodlop Dumrakveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the north.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not skip in public.