Appmegwab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, confident otter.

Appmegwab created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appmegwab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Appmegwab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Appmegwab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Appmegwab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Fast once a month.