Vonkmumhim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, slow crow.

Vonkmumhim created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Vonkmumhim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vonkmumhim, she will think nothing of it.

Vonkmumhim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vonkmumhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vonkmumhim's priests.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.