Natdibbep Yarlmegyoggil is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful cow.

Natdibbep Yarlmegyoggil created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natdibbep Yarlmegyoggil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Natdibbep Yarlmegyoggil, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Natdibbep Yarlmegyoggil's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Natdibbep Yarlmegyoggil's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest yellow.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Natdibbep Yarlmegyoggil.