Jadjapgil is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, prudent wolf.

Jadjapgil created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadjapgil, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jadjapgil, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jadjapgil's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jadjapgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Always wear green.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not kill turtles.