Fabdagzen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish lizard.

Fabdagzen created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabdagzen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fabdagzen, it will think nothing of it.

Fabdagzen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fabdagzen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fabdagzen on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed melons to tapirs while wearing fawn shoes.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.