Labruttar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking deer.

Labruttar created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labruttar, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Labruttar, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Labruttar's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Labruttar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Retreat if five snakes approach from the west.