Dotbidhadcamxemtanponvog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-assured jackal.

Dotbidhadcamxemtanponvog created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotbidhadcamxemtanponvog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dotbidhadcamxemtanponvog, he will not invite you to parties.

Dotbidhadcamxemtanponvog's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dotbidhadcamxemtanponvog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.