Boggontof is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, deceitful raven.

Boggontof created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Boggontof, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Boggontof, he will have a low opinion of you.

Boggontof's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Boggontof's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Boggontof.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boggontof.