Volfitnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair faun.

Volfitnutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volfitnutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Volfitnutt, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Volfitnutt's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Volfitnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Pray towards the south.