Yakfomgup is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, deceitful porpoise.

Yakfomgup created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakfomgup, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yakfomgup, he will curse you with boils.

Yakfomgup's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yakfomgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always stare at clouds.