Tofruttmig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent finch.

Tofruttmig created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tofruttmig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tofruttmig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tofruttmig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tofruttmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.