Bapkabcib is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating spider.

Bapkabcib created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Bapkabcib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bapkabcib, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bapkabcib's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bapkabcib's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bapkabcib.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bapkabcib on top of all buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.