Cenbissyoss is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, charitable penguin.

Cenbissyoss created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbissyoss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cenbissyoss, she will come to you in dreams.

Cenbissyoss' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cenbissyoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Run away if three seals approach from the west.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.