Liggesslig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent weasel.

Liggesslig created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Liggesslig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Liggesslig, she will turn you into a rat.

Liggesslig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Liggesslig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never pour water over plants.