Volcipbog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, narcissistic capybara.

Volcipbog created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volcipbog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Volcipbog, she will manifest in front of you.

Volcipbog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Volcipbog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.