Bepgomlim Villimgovfly is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless cow.

Bepgomlim Villimgovfly created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bepgomlim Villimgovfly, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bepgomlim Villimgovfly, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bepgomlim Villimgovfly's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bepgomlim Villimgovfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.