Padtipdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking pig.

Padtipdoss created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Padtipdoss, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Padtipdoss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Padtipdoss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Padtipdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Padtipdoss.